Each week, CJ the Nerd and Jordan the Critic dive deep into the biggest movies in the endless ocean of streaming content. As long as we're stuck inside, we'll be your best binging buddies.
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If you don't show up for the IP (seriously, who has even heard of this?), come for the cast. Does this movie portend adaptations of other Vertigo titles? If you didn't understand that last sentence at all, well I guess you'll just have to listen to the episode, won't you.
Read MoreDid you know CJ has seen ALL EIGHT of the Fast and Furious movies MULTIPLE TIMES? Jordan certainly didn’t. But it’s a good thing, because it turns out there’s no one better qualified to nerd out about these movies. Join us for an earnest (if belated) conversation about this singular, cacophonous franchise.
Read MoreHobbs and Shaw was perhaps exactly what everyone was expecting. Whether that’s a good or bad thing is in the eye of the (literal) beholder. We were actually amazed at how much there was to talk about. (Plus: some neat announcements!)
Read MoreFeaturing actual women! Cassidy Davis and Mallory Fuccella did not disappoint, and are, as expected, charming, hilarious, and insightful.
Read MoreIf you haven't seen this movie yet -- and the box office numbers suggest that possibility -- you should. In today's episode, CJ and Jordan both discover that Quentin Tarantino's latest film is also their favorite of his. And, as we all know, the Nerd Critic consensus is the only one that really matters.
Read MoreGenius or idiot savant? ...Both? In this episode, we dive deep into the films and stylings of this perennially overhyped, frustratingly enigmatic, inarguably legendary filmmaker. Do we answer all the important questions about him? Of course. What kind of show did you think this was?
Read MoreOkay, so maybe Disney is just in it for the money. Well of course they are, but... Listen, this is a weirdly complicated thing to unpack, so you're just going to have to hear the whole conversation. (We still really love you, Jon.) ALSO! We have finally, officially rolled out Nerd Critic (to the) Max! Oh, and Marvel announced some interesting things, too. Guys, this is a big episode. Perhaps even fit for a King. (#sorrynotsorry)
Jon Favreau has worn every hat -- he's an accomplished writer, director, and actor, with enough talent for all three that he could have made a career out of any of them, and that's what makes him an outstanding producer. So far, it's as an ongoing producer in the MCU that he's had perhaps the greatest impact, but even bigger things are in store. It should come as no great surprise that we are huge, HUGE fans of Mr. Favreau. With The Lion King right around the corner, we decided this was the perfect opportunity to dedicate an Off The Shelf episode to him and his work.
Read MoreMost of the time we cover BIG movies. Sometimes we cover movies that are embiggened by their quality. And then, sometimes, we do a deep dive into movies like Stuber. Here's the thing: it's better than you'd expect. Not great, but not terrible. And for a buddy comedy, you could do a whole lot worse. PLUS: some surprisingly relevant and well-handled thematic aspirations. Come get Stuber with us.
Read MoreThis is one of the most beloved sub-franchises in the MCU, which is why we couldn't be more excited to get reeeeeaaal salty. Don't worry, no hate, just a lot of strong opinions and some bold and incorrigible griping, underneath of which is that strong foundation of nerd love that keeps us grounded.
Read MoreYou knew we were going to dive deep into the latest Peter Parker adventure. You DIDN'T know we would be featuring our very first Nerd Critic guest! After eight years of writing with the team behind Conan, and now as the associate editor at DC Universe, Dixon Gaines ( @dixontrotter ) might be the funniest nerd and the nerdiest comedian you’ve ever met. If you don't have as much fun listening to him as we did, then you're probably dead inside.
Read MoreThe best drumming movie ever (and there are a surprising number of drumming movies), the best JK Simmons performance ever, the most outrageous and challenging depiction of a teacher/student relationship ever. Forgive our hyperbole, but we LOVE THIS MOVIE. It’s hard to stay calm about it.
Read MoreAll my troubles seemed so far away
Now it looks as though they're here to stay
Oh, I believe in yesterday
Maybe you love The Beatles. Maybe you love Danny Boyle. Maybe you love Lily James (seriously though, you have to love Lily James). Wherever your affections lay, listen up, we’ve got lots to say.
Read MoreIs Slumdog Millionaire Danny Boyle’s best film? More importantly, is CJ a damned fascist for not having seen it until LAST WEEKEND? We address these questions and more in this week’s Off the Shelf episode!
Read MoreWhat’s better than three talking-toys movies? FOUR TALKING TOYS MOVIES!! The long drought of disappointing movies has ended, and we are practically drowning in our love for this franchise. BEHOLD THE GLORY OF PIXAR. LONG LIVE PIXAR.
Read MoreWe’re pulling a classic off the shelf today and our middle school selves couldn’t be more excited about it. What’s better than a talking toys movie?? Listen to us review one of our favorite childhood movies as adults, and see if it still blows our minds. (Hint: it does.)
Read MoreDid Men in Black International measure up to the original classic? Of course not! How could it? But there’s plenty to talk about anyway.
Read MoreHere comes the Men In Black!!! Any movie with Will Smith at his prime is worth talking about. Especially when that movie is as good as this one.
Read MoreIt’s time for the talk. About Dark Phoenix. Hey, it’s not that bad! Okay, it’s pretty bad, but here’s a silver lining: you don’t need to worry about seeing it before diving into our episode about it. We promise it’ll be even more fun than actually watching the movie. (Not that the bar was terribly high…)
Read MoreThere are a lot of X-Men movies. In this episode, Jordan and CJ discuss their favorite of the franchise and arguably the best one yet.
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